turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

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Timestamp: 1397704007

mylovewithouthim:

Anywhere…anytime…

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Timestamp: 1397703924

ohsaratopia:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

Holy shit this guy deserves all the head in the world

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Timestamp: 1397703677

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

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ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

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YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

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chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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Anonymous:
How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

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Timestamp: 1397697746